Massive Zombie Pumpkin Carving of the Day: This seems like cheating, but we don’t care.

[mmm]

It’s Been A Long-Enough Time For Another Gotye Cover of the Day: While Gangnam Style rampantly horse-rides through the streets, Carly Rae Jepsen’s phone is maybe getting fewer calls and Gotye can’t even remember that person he used to know. It’s time.

Oh, and this cover is done entirely with old-school computers, and it’s freaking awesome.

[theverge]

I want a closet bed too!

Brilliant

t0xemia2:

Dial-Up sound 700% slower

this is the sound i want to die to

thedailywhat:

Badass Dad of the Day: Dad created a 12-foot-tall roller coaster in the backyard from PVC pipe, treated lumber, and concrete — possibly Not Safe For Daughter, but who cares?!

She’ll always be the girl whose dad built her a roller coaster.

[mpviral]

blua:

China has peelable banana popsicles.. Our technology is inferior.

reaill:

adriofthedead:

samaralex:

Sensualscaping Stairs

imagine walking up these when you’re drunk

imagine walking period, you’d be just

Undoctored Photo of the Day: This photo of an endangered whale shark was snapped by adventure photographer Shawn Heinrichs. Heinrichs, who is an international advisory board member for WildAid, is an avid scuba diver and shark conservationist. This photo is one of many taken during an outing with one of the ocean’s largest — and most docile — creatures.

[wildaid]

sassynsad:lokiandthejetts:thegirlnextdior:

How To Make Your Own Nail Polish - in any color!

1. Use a butter knife to scrape eyeshadow out of it’s container (You can use old/cheap eyeshadow) and crush it up on a piece of paper so that it’s in a powder consistency
2. Using a bottle of clear nail polish, roll your paper into the shape of a funnel and add the eyeshadow into the bottle. You might want to empty come of clear nail polish out before so it doesn’t overflow (or use nail polish that’s opened already)
3. Use a toothpick to mix up the color into the bottle. Shake until all the powder is evenly distributed.
4. Paint your nails!

WITCHCRAFT

this literally changes everything

likeanunwindingcablecar:

Just do it.

Procrastination at its peak